Out Of Mind

Introduction: I am really relaxed. I love music. Horror movies are awesome. Obsessed with Pandora (still). Love art; painting, drawing, makeup, fashion. Loving life at the moment (:       I am Lover, Fighter, and Artist & Songwriter.

Warning: Don't come at me being a humorless person, I will make you regret it. Trust me. I will do something to not cause you physical pain but I will definitely make you upset. I am sick and tired of being mistreated by some humorless persons, and I will no longer have it. I like who I am, I am far from perfect and never claim to be. I post the good the bad the ugly. : I WILL POST WHAT I WANT.

Sometimes I am happy and want to share that, sometimes I feel like an evil man and want to be as nasty as I can. I may even disagree with you sometimes. Not working is so boring. I sit here all day with nothing to do. Life is so hard..

Who the Ruck am I kidding..my bills are all paid..I Post like it is a sport and I work really hard on never really knowing what day it is...

My weekend starts on Wednesday and finishes on Tuesday...it is a hard life but someone has to do it lol.

Do not hate me because I am crazy; hate me because I am full of intelligence: P

Here is a me about something you're involved with for eight hours or more every day on your your job. Now you have your own personal humor punch. I will allow you to reflect on this time, view it in new ways and deal with it creatively. It's a humor punch, an individual companion for your brain or hand. Not only will it ask you unusual questions, it will actually challenge you. Use it to generate novel ideas and fresh perspectives and achieve greater mental agility.

home - survived the bleeding - hung over - have to pull my shit together to go to mums for lunch - brain no worky, skipping all notification, just too many to see.... sorry...yay it is monday...wanted to finish on a happy note...wait...it is Monday isn't it.. yeah phew.

Laters…

Love ya

Atul Sikrai

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I can make you Laugh

I am Humor Enthusiast. I spend my time going about The Net & post whatever catches my fancy ;-)

At first I was just two cells, one of which won an informal swimming competition. Then, a blastula. Then an embryo, a fetus, a baby, a really, really annoying child, a totally out of control teenager, a reformed young adult, a stock trader, then finally, I matured into the Business strategist that I am today. Tomorrow, however, I may be senile, not to mention that whole usual thing depending on spirits. Possibly there will be fighting to avoid depends, too. If you need more information, you're advised to ask me soon, before I forget entirely who I am. Wait, what was the question?

I am a Successful Brand Strategist, Studied Stuff. , Looking for friendship, Lives over there, born some time ago. Have some relatives.

Tech Enthusiast, Movies & Music Addict.

According to same OkCupid.com test says I am 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant. ^_^

Love to use logic, wit and sarcasm to confuse people: P

I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer

 If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of Crass, Lunatic and Annoying, be sure to check out

Loves Cute Kittys (Kittens), Science, Tech, 

Google, Fish, Pasta, Android OS, Parodies, Photography, Animated GIF, Psychology etc not any particular rank.

  

I am here is Just for having Fun, Nothing Serious, So Just Chill and Let Others Chill ;-)   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Guys, always remember:

1.) If I don't think your joke is funny, you are an awful person.

2.) Things are only funny if they offend nobody.

3.) The Internet is serious business.

(none of the above is true ;-)

Thanks for checking  my profile! :-)

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Regards

Atul Sikrai.

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Proud to be a BEAR

People in financial market often call me intrinsic Bear.

Let me tell that I am proud to be bear and often run huge short positions in equity and commodity markets. If you are reader of our wiTdom blogs you must have noticed that I was constantly bearish on markets and was confident about the market crashing.

As we see markets around world are falling its moment of joy for me.

People often call me selfish cruel and arrogant bear .But let me tell you it’s my vision to predict future that makes us bearish. We are able to measure the fundamentals correctly.

We are able to plot technical right and my solid weapon that ability to see what stars and planets are going to do.

See Bear are not cruel but they are realistic persons who takes negatives in the system as top priority .See I am you friend and I am here to help you .If something is wrong in the system we are here to tell you about it.I just care for you that’s why I get arrogant and often scare you about worst future so don’t get hurt if I offend your views.

Yes lord is with me and I know I am right! And soon world will understand me.

Thanking you

Atul Sikrai

Vice President ( wiTdom investment)

Founder ( Brand Diagonal)

Chief Mentor ( Esteem Melife)

Humor officer (Satango)

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Multi-Page Diatribe of Psychobabble

Ok, first a bit of a disclaimer. In terms of getting to know a person, I think one shouldn't take what's posted on social media too much deeper than face value. Social media is no substitute for actually getting to know a person.

I see myself as a good Social Media(SM) user, I am here most days, I invite my friends and I encourage all I meet to jump over to SM

I am a consumer, I have disposable income...

After reading this little tit bit...it just shows me that they consider my content un-interesting and inappropriate. This little blurb, "serendipitous and diverse information".... well just LOL!

It should never be what YOU can do for a web site. It is about what a web site can do for YOU...without us they make no money. Without us there are no SM Simple facts!

So here goes a bit of wild speculation in the name of fun.

I have an offbeat sense of humor and am willing to accept a broad range of things as interesting, I am not narrowing minded. I feel passionately about certain things, more than just a little ambivalent about others.

I am one of four people on earth who can do the two steps in just one step.

I am part of a secret society so secret, even I don't know about it. I would take four sugars in my tea but you don't like tea that sweet. I can recite any palindrome backwards perfectly without a second thought. I know at least two ways to do anything once.

I can cook two-minute noodles in thirty seconds.

I can calculate the odds of "that, and know intuitively what they say before they say it.

I have discovered the meaning of life and have since changed my view of its definition. I would have been able to discern more, but I am a quite a private person.

Always your

Atul Sikrai

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Atul Crazy Version 1.1

Introduction: Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. Kids are not welcome on my blog. Please leave.

You asked so here is the brief history of Atul Sikrai:

Established  1974. I come from a very conservative family. My parents think anyone who has a GF is a bad guy; you can guess the rest of their opinions. I had an excellent private education and then went on to further it, and further it still. I have bits of paper that prove it. If I think like you then you will know that I am not normal. If I do not, then you will never understand so there is no point explaining. I find it very hard to suffer fools, but my nerves are to be a little more tolerable with the stupid of this world and more vocal towards too ignorant.

 I live in Mumbai, India, and I have had several scary ideas so that is the most you will get out of me. When I play I play hard. I have 2 speeds, light speed and stop.

I am as clever as I am stupid. If you are around for the clever moments I will amaze you, unless you stick around and watch me at my dumbest then you will lose all said amazement. If you take me seriously you do so at your own risk. My mood changes weekly blame the hormones. I try not to hate a lot of things because it takes up so much time. I am random and I make myself laugh. I am not on social media to sell anything or gain any kind of reputation. If I see something that is funny I post it. If I think something and want to share...yeah you guessed it. When you flatter me I just presume you are being sarcastic. I can not handle compliments well, so I get all smart arse about it...

Believe it or not...I am a little bit shy till I get to know a person or situation. I am braver when there is a screen there..

OK as always bored of talking about me...blah blah blah..

Bye

Atul Sikrai.

Social Media Jerk

HEllo I have a strange face but i'm funny!!!

Digital Jerk

Instead of a long-winded explanation of who I am and what I’m into, picture next is an over-bloated, egotistical infographic  picture to explain myself and my existence.  The short of it?  I’m a 38 year-old digital marketing strategy kinda guy with a passion for the web, technology, photography, all kinds of music,  gaming,  and a few other things…..

My guess is that only three people will ever read this: me, my clients and maybe, just maybe, my future wife.  That’s okay though.  I need a place to store all of my thoughts on marketing, tech, the web, etc.  I will, however, completely avoid politics because I’m exhausted from it all—and I’m very passionate about politics.  You see, I’m 38(ish!) now and I want to have fun doing what I love to do—talking about marketing strategy, technology, the web, and other cool stuff unrelated to the negative stuff that surrounds us all every day.  At least that’s the goal of this blog. I’m not a New Year resolutions kinda guy, but this year, I absolutely MUST organize my digital life. Yeah, this post is totally random and has nothing to do with marketing, but I’m in “thinking-out-loud” mode here, so bare with me.

Last year, I started the process of sort-of “re-branding” myself with this domain and all matters of social networking sites and services. And while I secured the various accounts, I’ve since become entirely too busy to focus on much more than LinkedIn professionally and Facebook for personal stuff. Not to mention, many of the social networks I joined, I just wanted to try them out. When it comes to music, which I love, my digital life is equally as organized. I also love photography, so I’ll post some select photos I make from time-to-time and offer access to full-sets on my Facebook account as soon as I get off my busy duff and update Facebook =)  Of course, some family members aren’t interested in becoming famous, so I’ll hide most of those pictures.

I am senior-level marketing professional and entrepreneur with 14 years of both executive and hands-on experience—particularly within the Internet space—developing and executing successful sales, marketing, advertising, and public relations strategies while building, managing and mentoring the teams and individuals that support such strategies.

Thanks for visiting enjoy!

Bona fide Social Media Jerk

Atul Sikrai

Founder ( Brand Daigonal)

Sr VP ( witdom investment advisory)

Chief Mentor ( Esteem MeLife)

Humor Officer (Satango Silik )

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